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Aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich

Taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants

Gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar

Cancer: faking a British accent for his first day as a professor, then trying to phase it out, thinking that nobody would notice

Leo: being the only person to raise his hand when Phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked Ross

Virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund

Libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8-year-old boys

Scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark

Sagittarius: his fake tan

Capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin, then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time

Aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning

aah me too ;-;

keblobs said: I miss you bb

pretty sure these are her contacts.

as for make up, | eyeshadow |  blusher | freckles | nose mask (sugar) | lips |

teeheheh :D

1. angel is an aracnophobe

2. she is extremely stubborn, and would do anything to get her way.

3. her favorite food is pancakess

4. she is obsessed with anything sparkly and expensive lol