Plum-Roots

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

PREACH

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

First of all, how dare you…

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

Most of these are not being an introvert... it's social anxiety. They aren't the same thing and aren't mutually exclusive

Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky stuff. Kindly go jump in a lake and die.

i’m just laughing so hard right now bc it’s hitting me that there are geek guys who think that women would actually pretend to like this stuff to cater to guys. like it never really occurred to me the depths of how absolutely fucking stupid that idea is.  ”we appear to have common interests but you still don’t like me so that must mean we don’t actually have common interests and you are not a real fan”. oh my god i just can’t right now. i want to feel offended by the fact that there is an idiot out there trying to tell me what i can and cannot like but i’m just too busy laughing.

Also, a lot of the current fandom terminology we take for granted originated in the Star Trek fandom, specifically Star Trek fanfic. And who were the major driving force behind Star Trek fanfic? Women.

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

Chaotic Good Boy

I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

my name is Cow and when it’s day they send me owt to eat sum hay i think of what i’d like insted you guessed it rite i think of bred

You: memes are dumb and shallow Me, an intellectual: the latest meme is quasi-14th century middle English poetry in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer about exploring language, cows and agriculture in iambic diameter