my story began with this rocket power comic

Kyaaaa!!!!! *the skirts of my dress blow in the wind to reveal several conceled weapons*

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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face wise, i’m gay hot but i’m straight mid. it’s not that men have lower standards, it’s that women rhese rays ronly rant ruys rho rook rike rimothee rhalamet. rut roh. rhe ransformation rotion ris rorking

Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)

one thing i can’t get over in breaking bad is that so much of the cast hate jesse for just existing it is so funny. jesse will be like yo what’s up and before he can even finish someone will beat the fuck out of him within an inch of his life and jesse just sighs and goes on with this life like it’s another tuesday

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

what happebned

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

by the nine we arefuckking under attack!!!!!!!!!