Put on a show.

I shouldn’t have to be show you respect. You didn’t buy me a house, did you? No? That’s what I thought.

Yes, you gave me my house, but I still think you should be at least a little nice, and not so rude. 

Let me remind you that I am the one who invited you here. You should speak to me with a little respect.

I respect people only if they respect me, and if you didn't realize, you were being very disrespectful towards me. 

Are you actually… Insulting me?I

No, simply stating the obvious. 

Anything actually interesting, what else? You’re not too smart. Or do you prefer the term, not too bright?

Excuse you, I meant specifics. What do you find interesting is what I meant. You're the one who's 'not too bright' if you couldn't figure that out.

Is that all it takes to entertain you? Ridiculous. I have a… Higher taste in entertainment, I guess you could say, and I have a hunger for that entertainment. A boy running around naked simply doesn’t satisfy that hunger.

I wasn't entertained, it was just... Everything but boring, I think. And what would satisfy this 'higher taste' of yours?

It’s getting so boring around here.

I'd hardly call it boring, I mean, I did see a guy streaking the other day. That's pretty... Interesting to say the least. 

Even you have to admit, he was asking for it.

Depressing? I wouldn't call it depressing, I actually find it beautiful. Although, I guess with all the deaths and all I could see why you could call it depressing, but just, I wouldn't. 

I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a legend, but -

I can.

Well, most of it is singing, and I can remember songs easily, so yes. I'm able to quote it line for line.

Alright, I'll be sure to, since I don't do much either. Well, okay, so I know this is going to sound super crazy, but maybe we could move in together? It doesn't have to be permanent, but maybe just try it out? It gets very boring here.

Well, now I'm the one asking the question. What's Lost?

The popcorn and the soda? Now that sounds perfect. This definitely needs to happen, soon. 

Well, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows. I can't believe you've never seen it.

Oh, it's way more than just that. It's very funny.