im a vegetarian and i aint fuckin scared of him

Listen, I’m not saying 2020 is cursed but on September 17th, Neptune will be direct in Pisces, and it only happens once every 164 years..... introducing us to a new period, the last quarter before the end of the year. All I’m saying is : be ready for profound changes and expect the unexpected

when biden loses in november to the electoral college via radicalized right wing suburban/rural white people showing up in swarms, can we just start beating and whaling on liberals for thinking that repeating 2016's campaign strategy only this time with a decaying conservative rapist with the charisma of a sack full of pig shit and his token woman of color cop friend who incarcerated hundreds for nonviolent weed crimes over literally anyone else was a good plan

when people ask me what i want to do with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattinson... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much <3