i wrote these at 2am when i was feeling messy so hereâs a list of plots based on actual drama that i witnessed while in college
MUSE A and MUSE B meet through a mutual friend and hit it off well. they all gradually become best friends, but eventually MUSE A and MUSE B start flirting until theyâre joking about hooking up. MUSE A has had some experience, but is a virgin and is definitely not as experienced as MUSE B who is notorious for their hookups. itâs all fun and games at first until MUSE B starts getting possessive when MUSE A goes out on dates, and MUSE A gets angry when MUSE B tells them about who they hooked up with. but, they donât want to mess with the friendship they have with their mutual friend, which leads to a lot of sneaking around, lots of pining and jealousy, and essentially a complicated will they wonât they relationship.
MUSE A and MUSE B meet during orientation and connect so well, they end up hooking up, MUSE B unknowingly taking MUSE Aâs virginity. although they live far from each other, they text everyday and only grow closer. once the semester starts, MUSE A soon discovers one of their best friends is dating MUSE B. MUSE A tells MUSE B they can never hook up again, but it only leads to MUSE B hitting up MUSE A at 3am just like they always used to. they try to stay as platonic as possible, but soon enough they start hooking up again, which only leads to more and more feelings, heartbreak, and sadness.
as two of the smartest students in their class, MUSE A and MUSE B soon inevitably start an academic rivalry. due to seemingly being opposites, they constantly challenge each other, yet when they arenât having mini debates, they have late night study sessions and deep conversations. soon enough, MUSE A starts having feelings and impulsively asks MUSE B out on a date. MUSE B accepts, but only as friends, since MUSE B is still hung up over their ex. MUSE A is understanding, and they go on their date, which ends up in a good night, a walk home, and a hug goodbye. eventually, MUSE A starts to move on and starts dating someone else, but MUSE B realizes they actually have feelings for them and now has to figure out whether they should say fuck it and go for it, or just give up.
MUSE A and MUSE B were part of the same friend group in high school, but they all end up going to different colleges. when they come back home for winter break, MUSE A realizes theyâve always had feelings for MUSE B. one of their mutual friends finds out, and immediately tells MUSE B without MUSE Aâs knowledge. at the same time, MUSE B tells the group chat that theyâre in a relationship with someone back in college. eventually summer comes around and MUSE B tells the group chat they got dumped. MUSE A still doesnât know that MUSE B knows how they feel, and theyâre both in an awkward state of cautiously flirting in fear of rejection and messing with the friend group dynamic.
they met when they were five and grew up as childhood friends. theyâre each otherâs first hand hold, first kiss, and first best friend. until suddenly MUSE A moves away, and MUSE B thinks theyâll never see the other again after they lose contact. finally, years later, they run into each other and realize theyâre in the same school, with the same major, and live in the same building. MUSE A wonders if MUSE B remembers how they always said they would get married when they were younger. as they reconnect, MUSE A realizes they really wouldnât mind that still happening, but is too afraid to say anything, especially with MUSE B constantly friendzoning MUSE A, only because MUSE B thinks MUSE A would never see them in that way.
the summer before the semester starts, MUSE AÂ impulsively goes on tinder and meets the older but very attractive MUSE B. MUSE A tells them about how they want some experience before they start / go back to college, so they decide to meet and hook up. initially they plan for it to be a one time thing, but they end up having a good time and have an instant connection. soon, they start a sort of friends with benefits relationship, where MUSE B teaches them new things and MUSE A gets in plenty of practice. when fall rolls around and MUSE A goes back to school, their roommate warns them of their parent who visits them practically every weekend. they soon discover that MUSE B is their roommateâs parent.
MUSE A is incredibly low on funds, especially considering they are far from being well off, and doesnât think theyâll even be able to go to college. trying to make them feel better, their friends take MUSE A out to a bar, where they meet MUSE B, who buys them a drink. eventually, MUSE A rants about their financial struggles, and MUSE B tries to console them, which leads to them dancing, and they end up going home together. MUSE A wakes up to the sight of cash on the bedside table. confused, MUSE A starts to protest and tells them they never do one night stands. but MUSE B tells them it doesnât have to be a one time thing, and if they keep spending time / hooking up together, MUSE A will get however much money they need. desperate, MUSE A accepts, which only leads to suppressed feelings and their friends assuming that theyâre together.
MUSE A flies out for summer to another state to spend time with their long distance friend. when theyâre on their flight back home, theyâre stuck in a middle seat between a giddy girl in the aisle seat who is glued to her phone, and in the window seat is the older MUSE B. soon enough, MUSE A knocks out and when they wake up, they realize theyâre leaning on the shoulder of MUSE B. MUSE A apologizes profusely but receives a compliment instead, and soon enough they start a conversation. they hit it off, and once the plane lands, they hook up in the airport bathroom. MUSE A doesnât think theyâll ever see them again, until they go back to their classes, and they soon discover that MUSE B is the spouse of one of their teachers.
MUSE A and MUSE B meet in college and quickly become best friends. they do everything together, from buying each other breakfast to late night homework sessions, and they canât help but constantly flirt. it doesnât mean anything, though, since MUSE A is in a relationship with someone else. until one day MUSE A accidentally sends MUSE B a nude, and it eventually leads to them sending each other pictures and videos back and forth. the next day, they speak nothing of it, and itâs never spoken of again. eventually, MUSE A soon discovers that their parents are kicking them out and wonât have anywhere to stay for the summer. MUSE B offers their tiny apartment, theyâll have to sleep in the same bed. since itâs their only option, MUSE A accepts.
MUSE A and MUSE B start out as friends who smoked each other out. it was simply that with a conversation here and there and late night drives, until MUSE A gets ahold of some alcohol. they drunkenly hook up, and soon after that, itâs only a matter of time before they hook up again, and again, and a few more times after that. MUSE A doesnât know what they are, so they decide to find out for themselves and confront MUSE B at their dorm. when the door opens, theyâre met face to face with someone who claims to be MUSE Bâs partner from back home. MUSE A vows to never speak to MUSE B ever again, until they soon discover that theyâre pregnant.