awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust