theme? there is no theme

If Lestat doesn’t sweep the counter clear, lift Louis up onto his makeup table in his dressing room and make out with him before railing him in front of the mirror then why do we even have a rockstar plot in season 3?

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

having blood on the face will make anyone hot

y’all might not know this about me but i am a big fan of vampires

thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover