This is my old blog. Bleh

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

Okay @mulderswaterbed went right before me so the first thing I said to her was “isn’t she amazing?” And Gillian said yes. Then I told her she was fabulous and I said I made her something. I pulled the toy out from under the table and I said “it’s a chew-chovny” and I squeezed it and it made the wookie sound. She started to cackle like full head thrown back and then stopped, looked at me and said “wait what did you say?” And I said “chew-chovny. I know you love chewy and you love that red speedo so I put them together.” THEN SHE POKED THE DICK STUFFING AND ASKED ME WHAT IT WAS AND I TOLD HER I MADE IT TO SCALE AND SHE CACKLED. Then she looked for something to sign and I asked her if it would be weird for her to sign my wrist and she said “yes it’s weird… but I’m weird so absolutely AND SHE GRABBED MY ARM WITH ONE HAND AND SIGNED IT WITH THE OTHER. And I thanked her and she thanked me and said “I love it.” Right before I left I told her to please tell the tech team they did a great job for me and she was very struck by that and said “I absolutely will” and now I need 20 drinks.

I WANT TO BUY YOU 20 DRINKS!

Reposting for the evening

Reposting for the evening

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

This is amazing lol

I’m sorry, professor. I forgot to do the reading you assigned. How about I let you bend me over your desk?

OKAY BUT YES MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY.

I'm glad I'm not alone but I'm going to get to office hours before you ;)