Must Be Motherfucking Down To Motherfucking Clown

Because movie Percy's like:

Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~

Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there

Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go

Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:

Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!

Percy:.....

"Is that what this is about?"

Really???? You're still hung up on that??

How much apologizing does he have to do??? (I mean, once would be nice.)

It's a common opinion that Arthur is the blandest suitor. But I'd argue that this line and his realization that Lucy needed help shows something this group needs: someone who can read the meaning behind communication that isn't particularly clear.

"Why are there so many female archers in fiction?"

Please forgive the clickbait-y title! This is a super complex and interesting topic that I barely scratch the surface of here, but I hopefully will be able to do more justice to things like this in the future!

Also, it's not the point of the video, but I had fun with the outfits in this- do you have any faves?

Dracula Daily sketch(es) for August 3rd