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@plcnttodd
camswayne·:
“I arrived!” He said with a huge sigh. Complicated travel was not for her, she hated longs that were complicated by some stupid reason “Now … What did I have to do anyway?” She asked herself, grabbing her cell phone and beginning to look where she should go.
“ i think you have to buy me a coffee. “ he said, throwing his backpack over his shoulder. “ do you not remember that bet we made? the one i didn’t tell you about. “
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ofjasontodd·:
“I’m not sure the criminal I punched last week would agree with that.” Jason teases as he watches the plants move. “Yeah, of course. What’s wrong?”
“ is it wrong for me to not want to be a hero? “ he asks, pulling his knees to his chest. “ to just have this ability for nothing else but myself? “
ofgrayscn·:
“anything,” he replied and dropped the oreos on his cousins’ hands, unceremoniously taking one for himself. “dude, you don’t need the whole table food that,” he rolled his eyes. then again, his cousin was more worried about academics than him.
terry frowned at the now handful of oreos he has, hating how messy they are in his palms before uncermionously dumping the oreos into his open backpack to deal with later. “ yes i do, what if i accidentally dip a cookie into paint? “
ofgrayscn·:
“i’m pretty sure that three times make it a serial thing klutz or a disaster,” he retorts matter-of-factly. he gets back to his sit, hands filled with oreos. “easy. you keep the stuff inside your bag and the bag on the table. how do you not know this?”
“ am i a serial killer to oreos and anything else i can knock over with my limbs? “ terry asked, sitting back down across from him, hands held out to receive the oreos. “ but then i have less space for my pencils and pad on the table. “
volatileforces·:
“ i guess so , yeah , “ naomi shrugged her shoulders. “ maybe one that had a better security system and was more protected… “ and one that did better background checks when it came to its guards but she didn’t say that out loud.
terry nodded, though it was a bit hard to tell from the way he was hanging up on the bars. “ we could always just run away. if i left my dads a note, they’d give us a head start of a few hours before they came looking. “
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cfroyharper·:
“You know I taught him how to make those, right?” Roy says with a chuckle, nudging the kid back gently. He doesn’t mind, truly. “I really wasn’t, c’mon. If I hadn’t liked you you would’ve been table to tell. I don’t think I could say you’re my favourite, though. I don’t have a favourite kid, I love you all.”
“ You did? But why? “ Terry gave his father a look of disbelief. “ You don’t have a favorite? But everyone has a favorite everything, I even have a favorite plant. It’s Piper, the succulent I keep in the window in the bathroom. She knows all the family gossip. “
ofjasontodd·:
“Well that sounds more like a drone, and I still would prefer you.” Jason says with a smile at them. “I like the sound of that.”
“ you’re getting sweeter with your age, pap. “ terry teased, carefully getting up and letting the plans subside. “ can we talk about something more serious?
ofjasontodd·:
“Absolutely not, I could never replace you. I don’t want a mannequin, I want the real one.” Jason replies with a shake of his head. “Veggie burger you got it, we can grill absolutely. We haven’t done that in a while.”
“ what if the mannequin never talked back and did every chore you asked, though? “ terry let a smile loose at the thought. “ it can be a cook out, i’ll clear space in the yard for it. “
cfroyharper·:
“Ouch. I guess I’m gonna have to live with that.” He says with a chuckle, though he doesn’t take it personally. “I didn’t get worried at all. Your dad gets a certain look in his eye when he finds a kid he wants to give a better life - I knew that’s what it was with you, too. Wasn’t worried at all.”
“ you would be first but pap made me blueberry pancakes the other night when i showed up. “ he grins at his dad, giving him the tiniest nudge. “ you really weren’t? and you liked me when i showed up, right? if you say i was your favorite i won’t tell the others. “
ofgrayscn·:
he was supposed to be focusing on the book sitting in front of him, instead, his eyes were on his cousin, just waiting. he knew it was coming and simply shook his head at the scene. “you’re a walking disaster, terry,” he mused good-naturedly as he got up to help his cousin. “you need better food sneaking techniques,” he joked.
terry frowned at his cousin, popping in an oreo in his mouth from the ground. “ just because this is the third time i’ve done this, doesn’t mean i’m a disaster. “ he covers hi s mouth however to hide a laugh, remembering where they were. “ what should my techniques be then? “
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wellesme·:
“It’ll take so many tries to film it, just because I can imagine the camera shaking from so much laughter.“ She smiled, just trying to think what other vines they would also make them recreate. “True, they do love making us happy and I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it once they see what they made. We could maybe even ask if they’ll do other ones“
“ maybe we could do the hot tub one but in the bathtub? “ he suggested with a laugh. “ it’d be hilarious if we could get rory to do the song part of it, the voice over. if they tap out, maybe fabian will let us recreate some with them. “
lianhrpr·:
“I can handle falling, don’t worry.” Lian smiles at her own words as she’s calling out to him. She follows the voice, and eventually reaches the wall. “There you are!” She says as she stops, and knows that she doesn’t even have to ask if they’re okay. “If I get tangled up then at least we’re together, huh?”
“ you’re almost a disney princess, lian. “ terry says, rolling his eyes with a fond smile before the wall slowly parts to reveal himself to his sister. “ all this cheerful optimism is rubbing off on me. “
ofjasontodd·:
“Well that’s something we can deal with later. I’m not concerned about the house because I can easily replace it, all of that is just stuff. I’m more worried about you.” Jason sighs as he looks at them. “Alright, is there anything you want me to get you? Food even?”
“ if you want i can make a mannequin of myself out of a tree. then you can basically replace me too. “ terry suggested with a grin. “ food? i would absolutely love a veggie burger. could we grill tonight? “
thedj-barnes·:
It was a hard choice, between eating dirt and being called a wimp. “Well what’s in it for me? Besides not being a wimp, I mean. Cause you should never do something for free if you can get something out of it.”
“ you can get the pin that i have on my bag that’s just an orange. “ he offered, undoing it from his bag and holding it on in his palm as an offering.
lianhrpr·:
@plcnttodd !
“Terry, are you out here still?” Lian calls out as she steps into the backyard. She wasn’t worried about getting hurt. She wanted to check on her brother, make sure that he was okay with everything going on today. Her feet take her body a step forward, knowing that she would have to be careful, but the concern for Terry outweighed looking out for herself.
“ i’m still here. “ terry calls back, feeling himself manifest a wall of shrubbery in between them. “ you shouldn’t come out here, what if you fall or get tangled up? “ he calls over the wall, it beginning to sprout flowers.
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ofjasontodd·:
@plcnttodd !
Jason had just gotten back home, and he steps out where Terry was. He looks at the tree that was there now. “Well that’s new, doesn’t look that bad.” He moves around it to get to Terry, stepping over the roots on the ground. “Is there anything I can do?” The worry was obvious on his face, how could it not be?
terry leaned against the tree with a sigh, legs covered in thin roots that were twisting and moving as if they were alive. “ i may have also accidentally sprouted a shrub in the middle of the bathroom. “ he admitted. “ no, i don’t think so. i’ll just stay out here for awhile, i guess. “
cfroyharper·:
“Not really.” Roy answers without batting an eye, setting his phone aside and turning his attention to the kid. “Considering I’ve been around since Jay found you, I’ve got no problem with you calling me dad.”
“ good. because, you’re my second favorite dad. “ terry said with a grin. “ did you get worried when he found me? like when i brought home that random stray cat. “