BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS pt. 1
β are you all very stoned? β
β god! what is your childhood trauma?! β
β i want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. you know, girly stuff. β
β i know you'll never love me. β
β love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. β
β i know i'm a monster, but you treat me like a man. β
β you wanna go steal some stuff? β
β why is it always the virgin women who have to do the sacrificing? β
β i know what you're doing. you think if you get me mad enough i won't be so scared AND HEY, it's working! β
β i'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots here. β
β great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day. β
Β β i may be love's bitch, but at least i'm man enough to admit it. β
β sorry, but i'm an old fashioned gal. i was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. β
β we saved the world. i say we party. β
β your mouth is open and sound is coming out. this is never good.. β
β i'm afraid we're having a slight apocalypse β
β demons after money. what ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? no one has any standards anymore. β
β well, i'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it. β
β i believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming text. β
β i'm way off my game. my game's left the country. it's in cuernavaca.. β
β it's like talking to a wall. only you get more from a wall. β
β the hardest thing in this worldβ¦ is to live in it.. β
β and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. β
β you know what, i was wrong. you are an idiot. β
β well, before i succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here. β