Mbti

Intj:

Intj: Entp, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Enfp: Because their hands are too sh-

Intj: What?

Intp: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Entp, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Intj, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Intp: Totally!

Entj: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Intj: And what'd you say?

Entj: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Intp:

Intj: I've got no service in my phone here.

Entj: Shoot, my battery just died.

Entp: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Entp: That's deep.

Entj: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Entp: That's deeper.

Entj: What's that?

Intp: Remorse code.

Enfp: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Intj:

Intj: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Estp: Can I still be Estp?

Entp: What?! It wasn’t me!

Intj: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, entj!

Entj: Not me either.

Intj: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Entp: Don't you mean plan B.

Intj: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Entp: What about plan D?

Intj: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Entj: What about plan E?

Intj: I'm hoping not to use it. Entp die in plan E.

Intj: Only if you don't ask why.

Intj: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Choose one.

Intp:

Intj: