Clams Got Legs

out of context transphobic ganon

all of which is to say it's crazy that mega-corporations are now pushing education to be "what if you paid us whatever we tell you to for the rest of your life and never do math or write anything ever again"

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

This whole series is so goddamn funny

Bittern at the grocery store

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

A scapegoat isn’t much different from the sacrificial lamb. One is just more loved.

Holy fuck dude

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 

At rattay tourney rn having a lovely day, I still have buttons and prints to give away just hmu if you see me ❤️

Underground is a weird place

man

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught