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bro can u shut up im trying to telepathically ask u out on a date

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

now give us the fetish art

no

funeral hearse but with monster truck tires

yeah

Jello but you wiggle it and it makes the laminated paper sound

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…

vaccinate your kids or I’ll slap you with squids!!!!!!! I will slap you with an actual squid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the sea creature squid!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no

got caught existing. embarrassing 

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Truly…..