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😈 bloodenjoyer336: can we just appreciate the amount of effort put into the death labyrinth? like this guy just spent his time making sure all of these innocent people would get perfectly smashed under those rocks? phenomenal

💀 prohater7: great video man! loved the way the screams of the dead echoed throughout the entire thing. can't wait for next week when you show us the rivers of blood

👤 Evil Doer: why is no one talking about the way the fire burns eternal?? 🤣🤣🤣

👍 joe the normal: this is so messed up...

physically? Obviously you can't fuck the video game. its a rectangle of plastic you put into a bigger plastic rectangle. but i prefer to interpret this question as like. What pokemon are actually capable of having sex with a human?

like. theres some obvious 'No' pokemon. you cant fuck slugma or magcargo. thats lava you would burn your dick right off. you could probably get head from a geodude but he's made of rocks so itd rip the skin if you didnt use enough lube and if you used water based, hes rock/ground so thatd do 4x damage to him and he'd die. W for necrophiliacs, L for the rest of us.

game mechanically? theres nothing. a barren wasteland. game freak wont even make unique animations for so many of the pokemon you think they're gonna make it so you can give your golduck sloppy?? hell nah theyd never put so much work in.

what you're gonna do now is go to e621.net

I genuinely wish I could see inside Musk’s head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.

Back when I was at SpaceX, Elon was basically a child king. He was an important figurehead who provided the company with the money, power, and PR, but he didn’t have the knowledge or (frankly) maturity to handle day-to-day decision making and everyone knew that. He was surrounded by people whose job was, essentially, to manipulate him into making good decisions.