♕Baby Girl™♛

Hey amigos, are you still interested in a page-a-day prompt calendar or the Book of Prompts?

What is it? I mean, yes, but what is it?

Honestly, I have no idea. If we do the Book of Prompts, do we want one prompt a page so there is room to write stories, or do we want a massive collection of prompts? Or something like Wreck This Journal but with prompts? 

maybe don’t make it a calendar. Just make it like a 365 prompts in 365 days Book of Prompts and you can either choose to do it daily or at your own pace if you prefer

Genius! And then we combine it with the Prompt This Journal Idea! 

This is a cool idea! How exactly do you plan to combine the two concepts of Wreck This Journal and Writing Prompts?

Imagine: Prompt + Tear out this page, and leave it in a public place, for example, a bus seat, for someone else to find!

I would totally buy one!

This is one of the greatest ideas I have ever fucking heard.

In Pussy We Trust.

In pussy we THRUST

In pussy we BUST?

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

serotonin? in this economy?

Rhino calf pesters his mom. [video]

“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.”

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby