Plant Princess

Sometimes things just aren’t what you think they are…

Where the fuck is he

you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

enjoy your own company. It’s ok to go shopping alone, go to the movies alone, go out to eat alone. be happy with yourself 

lol imagine if facebook removed the ability to comment on someone’s post and you had to send them a private instant message if you wanted to say “nice” to a pic they posted. jesus christ this website is so bad

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

Here’s how Myspace can still win

you got your cock out there bud? not allowed on this website fucko. oh well you wanna be racist huh? well, who am i to –