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“I hate parties.” “I wish I had gills.” “My new lab awaits!” “It tried to chomp me!” “Sweet dreams, smelly.” “Back off, preacherman!” “Hey, is that my blood?” “Just don’t breathe in.” “This seems unsanitary.” “Even goons gotta sleep.” “I only worship science.” “Please don’t arrest me.” “Did I forget to feed you?” “Well that looks ominous.” “Decent day to you, [name]!” “Aww. Who’s a good monster?” “Yuck. It’s all vegetabley.” “I’m intrigued AND repelled.” “Come ON! I know you’re home!” “It lived a good life. Maybe.” “I am one heck of a scientist.” “I like the cut of this blade.” “That better not be poisonous.” “You’re kind of ugly up close.” “Science compels me to lick it.” “Science says I’m safe in here.” “This is my best invention yet.” “I guess science can go too far.” “That was not a sane thing to do.“ “He’s less gross, but still gross.” “I wonder if it’s still poisonous?” “It’ll grow up big and horrifying.” “It’s a dog-eat-me world out here.” “Help! The garden is fighting back!” “It’s alive! Oh wait, no, it’s not.” “The power of science compelled it.” “These used to grow in my bathroom.” “Either it’s small, or I’m gigantic.” “I’d prefer to keep all of my blood.” “I like the dust! It feels scholarly!” “I’m going to eat forty. For science.” “I’m more of a zipper person, myself.” “I’m not really cut out for fighting.” “Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?” “I hope the insurance will cover that.” “Is this drink supposed to be crunchy?” “Now I just need an angry mob to join.” “The stinging means that it’s working.” “Wouldn’t you rather hit someone else?” “Does this hat make me look scientific?” “I should probably feel bad about that.” “I try not to eat anything with a name.” “It makes me hungry just to look at it.” “It’s red because it’s full of science.” “I’ve always been hungry for knowledge.” “More eyes means better sight… right?” “I get sort of crazy when I don’t sleep.” “Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones.” “Aww, does someone have a little boo-boo?” “I’m sure it tastes better than it looks.” “So that’s where the smell is coming from.” “Fire doesn’t really solve naming issues…” “I didn’t think it could smell any worse…” “I feel oddly protective of this dumb bird.” “Remind me not to get on [name]’s bad side.” “Sanity is a small price to pay for science!” “The static does terrible things to my hair.” “Where are you going? Someplace interesting?” “Blue is obviously the most scientific color.” “I was never exactly "outdoorsy” in my youth.“ "The scientific term is: ‘Sharp pointy thing’.” “Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure.” “An electric shock will not revive it. I tried.” “For some reason, plants don’t like salt water.” “I think my grandmother wore something similar.” “No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!” “Rain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day.” “What harm ever came from peeking inside a box?” “I’m going to pretend I don’t know what’s in it.” “Technically walking is just controlled falling.” “That stomach-churning smell means it’s working!” “I have a strange desire to name it after myself.” “It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible.” “Sometimes you have to feel worse to feel better.” “Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelgänger, [name]?” “We need to have a group meeting about fire safety.” “I’m not sure I want to fall for that a second time.” “It’s doing "time stuff”, that’s the technical term.“ "Maybe someone should go poke it… just to be sure.” “I’ll show you Logic and Reason… those’re my fists!” “On a scale of 1 to on fire… that’s pretty on fire.” “Don’t look at me like that, [name]! I’m working on it!” “I’ve got a lot of experience in making things explode.” “I could explain the science behind it, but I don’t want to.” “I’ve heard cooking is basically chemistry. I should try it.” “My dentist’d get mad if I ate this… but I don’t have one.” “I could be doing so many more scientific things right now…” “I’ll conquer this weight with the power of– ACK! My spine!!” “I thought there were supposed to be plenty of fish in the sea!” “My hair looks good wet… it’s when it dries that’s the problem.” “My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow.” “Not to brag, but I’ve been called a bit of an egghead in the past.” “It’s a scientific fact that petting a good dog will improve your day.” “I once burned my vest before seeing a play. I call that dramatic ironing.” “Of course I know what it is! It’s just, er… too complicated to explain.” “After rigorous testing, I can confirm that they make me want to take a nap.” “Why use a map when you could use a mind-bogglingly complex piece of machinery?” “I have the strongest urge to stand around it and talk about nothing in particular.” “I told you you couldn’t deadlift that boulder, [name]. The numbers were all wrong.” “See? Proof that trying the exact same thing over and over will eventually lead to success!” “After some experimentation, I think I’ve discovered the perfect ratio between holly and jolly.”

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

❝   You must be Ashley   —   the one that everyone is talking about?   With the famous pikachu?   I suppose you have heard of me.   I aim to show the world how powerful fairy types is.   ❞

“Oh, wow, are we really that famous?” It was still new to her that people recognized her now. Though, she supposed finally winning a league did that. Looking the stranger up and down, though, Ashley awkwardly rubbed the back of her neck. “Uh... sorry, but... I have no idea who ya are. Am I supposed to?”

with that said, I’m here today! as well as @solarbloomed​, @planetstargoon​, aaaaand @planetstargoon-adult​ because it’s sunday ))