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so, say it. regularly. remind your followers that you support trans people and are safe for them. even if you think it should be obvious, even if you take it for granted that most of your followers agree, say it anyways. make it as clear as possible so there is no room for misunderstanding or feigning ignorance. the best way to keep people from taking your silence as acceptance is to not remain silent.

"Don't. Look. Up."  "We'll call it a tie."  "Haha. You're old."  "Parenting is gross."  "I'll eat it if I have to."   "Walking's for suckers."   "What's in the baaaag?"  "I'm making a monstrosity!"   "Hey! Burning is my thing!"   "Feeling flammable today?"   "You mean I gotta do work?"  "That is the opposite of fire."  "Ugh. This is old person food!"   "Wow, making friends is easy!"  "I'm gonna carve a stone butt." "This means I'm the boss now."  "I can do the pyrotechnics too!"  "We were made for each other."  "I still don't want to take a bath."  "Ugh, who put this water here?!"  "Water's definitely not my thing."  "Haha oh man, who drew THAT?"  "A dummy is born every second."  "I wasn't too slow, it was too fast." "I'm gonna smoke you like a ham!" "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."    "Why are you so happy being wet?"  "Scouts don't need maps anyway..."  "Hahaha [name], you care about us!"   "That looks dangerous. I wanna try!"  "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."   "Was it worth it? I think it was worth it."   "Don't look at me! Get your own food."  "I feel a little bad... actually, no I don't."   "They're so hideous they're almost cute."   "I've been burned by cute things before."  "They still taste the same, right? Right...?"   "Hey! What're you making? Can I have it?"  "Is living underwater as awful as it sounds?"  "Uuugh, it's no fun cooking with instructions!"  "First rule of vegetables: fire makes it better."   "I'm on board with anything that involves fire."  "It's not flammable. Not that I tried or anything."   "I only know how to solve fire-based problems."  "Who "doesn't know fire safety" NOW, [name]?"  "What if, now hear me out... I just set it on fire?"   "Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!"  "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."  "This is my favorite thing in the whole wide world."   "I was never any good at setting these things up."  "If I don't like the treasure I'll set the chest on fire."   "I've never seen you so, uh, passionate... [name]."  "I can't believe I ever took food stores for granted."  "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?"  "You're supposed to prank everyone else, not ME."  "Nooo, I don't want my head full of plant nerd facts!"  "How did it go wrong?! I put it in fire and everything."  "What if I just set it on fire a little bit? For motivation!"   "I'm more used to destroying things than fixing them."  "You're right, I really am the best for helping you out."   "Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?"  "Am I just hungry, or does everything look extra tasty?"  "Pfft, I never needed a guardian. And I turned out fine!"  "I'm telling you, there's a monster hand under that thing!"  "Yeaahh, so... I haven't actually figured that one out yet."   "Y'know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't so heavy."   "Am I really just gonna jump into any old portal I see? Yep!"  "What kind of monster would combine dessert with vegetables?"   "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna keep going until you answer me!"  "It said 'Don't play with matches', but the 'Don't' is crossed out now."   "Why would I wanna appease the volcano? Then it wouldn't shoot fire!"   "Squeak-squeak-squeak! Ha ha where's [name], this'll drive him crazy!"  "Okay fine, so I wasn't "in" girl scouts so much as "crashed" girl scouts."   "Uuuugh, old people always seem to need help with something or other."  "I've uh... never actually been to a carnival before. Do I give it something?"   "I don't know what [name]'s so upset about, I thought the fire effects were great!"

“I hate parties.” “I wish I had gills.” “My new lab awaits!” “It tried to chomp me!” “Sweet dreams, smelly.” “Back off, preacherman!” “Hey, is that my blood?” “Just don’t breathe in.” “This seems unsanitary.” “Even goons gotta sleep.” “I only worship science.” “Please don’t arrest me.” “Did I forget to feed you?” “Well that looks ominous.” “Decent day to you, [name]!” “Aww. Who’s a good monster?” “Yuck. It’s all vegetabley.” “I’m intrigued AND repelled.” “Come ON! I know you’re home!” “It lived a good life. Maybe.” “I am one heck of a scientist.” “I like the cut of this blade.” “That better not be poisonous.” “You’re kind of ugly up close.” “Science compels me to lick it.” “Science says I’m safe in here.” “This is my best invention yet.” “I guess science can go too far.” "That was not a sane thing to do.“ “He’s less gross, but still gross.” “I wonder if it’s still poisonous?” “It’ll grow up big and horrifying.” “It’s a dog-eat-me world out here.” “Help! The garden is fighting back!” “It’s alive! Oh wait, no, it’s not.” “The power of science compelled it.” “These used to grow in my bathroom.” “Either it’s small, or I’m gigantic.” “I’d prefer to keep all of my blood.” “I like the dust! It feels scholarly!” “I’m going to eat forty. For science.” “I’m more of a zipper person, myself.” “I’m not really cut out for fighting.” “Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?” “I hope the insurance will cover that.” “Is this drink supposed to be crunchy?” “Now I just need an angry mob to join.” “The stinging means that it’s working.” “Wouldn’t you rather hit someone else?” “Does this hat make me look scientific?” “I should probably feel bad about that.” “I try not to eat anything with a name.” “It makes me hungry just to look at it.” “It’s red because it’s full of science.” “I’ve always been hungry for knowledge.” “More eyes means better sight… right?” “I get sort of crazy when I don’t sleep.” “Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones.” “Aww, does someone have a little boo-boo?” “I’m sure it tastes better than it looks.” “So that’s where the smell is coming from.” “Fire doesn’t really solve naming issues…” “I didn’t think it could smell any worse…” “I feel oddly protective of this dumb bird.” “Remind me not to get on [name]’s bad side.” “Sanity is a small price to pay for science!” “The static does terrible things to my hair.” “Where are you going? Someplace interesting?” “Blue is obviously the most scientific color.” “I was never exactly "outdoorsy” in my youth.“ "The scientific term is: ‘Sharp pointy thing’.” “Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure.” “An electric shock will not revive it. I tried.” “For some reason, plants don’t like salt water.” “I think my grandmother wore something similar.” “No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!” “Rain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day.” “What harm ever came from peeking inside a box?” “I’m going to pretend I don’t know what’s in it.” “Technically walking is just controlled falling.” “That stomach-churning smell means it’s working!” “I have a strange desire to name it after myself.” “It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible.” “Sometimes you have to feel worse to feel better.” “Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelgänger, [name]?” “We need to have a group meeting about fire safety.” “I’m not sure I want to fall for that a second time.” “It’s doing "time stuff”, that’s the technical term.“ "Maybe someone should go poke it… just to be sure.” “I’ll show you Logic and Reason… those’re my fists!” “On a scale of 1 to on fire… that’s pretty on fire.” “Don’t look at me like that, [name]! I’m working on it!” “I’ve got a lot of experience in making things explode.” “I could explain the science behind it, but I don’t want to.” “I’ve heard cooking is basically chemistry. I should try it.” “My dentist’d get mad if I ate this… but I don’t have one.” “I could be doing so many more scientific things right now…” “I’ll conquer this weight with the power of– ACK! My spine!!” “I thought there were supposed to be plenty of fish in the sea!” “My hair looks good wet… it’s when it dries that’s the problem.” “My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow.” “Not to brag, but I’ve been called a bit of an egghead in the past.” “It’s a scientific fact that petting a good dog will improve your day.” “I once burned my vest before seeing a play. I call that dramatic ironing.” “Of course I know what it is! It’s just, er… too complicated to explain.” “After rigorous testing, I can confirm that they make me want to take a nap.” “Why use a map when you could use a mind-bogglingly complex piece of machinery?” “I have the strongest urge to stand around it and talk about nothing in particular.” “I told you you couldn’t deadlift that boulder, [name]. The numbers were all wrong.” “See? Proof that trying the exact same thing over and over will eventually lead to success!” “After some experimentation, I think I’ve discovered the perfect ratio between holly and jolly.”