LAZO

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

Shit forreals, my ass be crying and shit😭😭😭

i win 

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

It takes a village to raise a child.

got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick

(aw man he’s gotta feed his kids) hey buddy i’ll take two

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.

i just want to draw tiny hearts everywhere because im full of love and the world is cruel

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?

by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Ant-man shrinks the infinity gauntlet and it no longer fits Thanos’ hand. The world is saved. The end.