Still not the coolest chick in a crowd of average people.

Coffee. Please.

Firstly, I am a mom, pretty much a step mom, an on-again-off-again girlfriend, and… I have a regular ol' desk job.I experience PMS although I try to hide it, because frankly, one week out of every month I’m so irritable I annoy myself. I have stretch marks and cellulite. I earn less than $40k a year and my kid doesn’t go to a private school. Oh, I do like the ocean, beaches, Bloody Mary’s , and camping. Honestly, I hardly ever go to the ocean, beach, or camping and I’ll be lucky to have one bloody Mary a month. Secondly, I ramble. Lastly, I procrastinate and don’t like drama.

Okay, so like a ton of people within the past 3 months have told me I should start a blog. I’m kinda, sorta too lazy to get the WordPress thing going, so I’m starting here. I’ve given birth and been running my own house for the past 16 years, but for whatever reason when I googled “how to start a blog” I was quickly reading over the instructions and all I could think was, “Fuck. This shit  is all  just too fucking much.  I have absolutely ZERO fucking blogging experience." I am anticipating my posts are going to end up reading like a damn Dear Diary entry.