No rizz, just blue eyes and crippling student debt

don't blame me blame the luteal phase

all razzle, no dazzle

your honour i swear i'm innocent i'm just crying cause someone in a position of authority is talking to me

your honour does your dress have pockets

Is saturn in gatorade again cause an ex from 11 years ago just texted me to apologise and thank me for our time together

Sometimes when I'm sad I wonder about all the dogs in the world I share a birthday with and life feels okay again

Dude you're like home to me and life hasn't been the same since meeting you no big deal

hey (not to be dramatic but i loved you the second i met you)

"Still I rise" but then I go back to bed cause I prefer to sleep in

fr tho, billions of people probably just ticked "see the northern/southern lights" off their bucket list and I think that's pretty cool

Norway tourism be real pissed that 3/4 of the worlds population just saw auroras in one night

i regret to inform you that it's may already

Elder millennial culture is having to google new terms we see on the internet, NBD