PJ Says

This dude on TV just said "You have the three Us. You're unemployed. You're unattractive and lastly, you are YOU." Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I never promised to be an easy person to love. But if you stick around long enough for me to love you back, it's worth it. Trust me.

Negativity and herpes have a lot in common: Both of them are diseases, a lot people have them and don't even know it, and they're both contagious as hell.

But of all the things you don't know, the thing you're gonna wish you knew the most is that I always come back swinging. . .

That moment when you're trying to register the Twitter handle for your new brand and you realize that someone else has it. . . and hasn't tweeted in like 2 years. 

I have a client call in like 10 minutes. I'm prepping to answer a bunch of dumb questions in 5, 4, 3, 2...

I worked out for the first time since I left Chicago. It was intense. It was back breaking. It lasted about 8 minutes. I'm just happy it's over and I don't have to go back for another 6 months.

Facebook needs a "Bye, Felicia" button. And no, it's not the "Delete friend" button or the "I don't want to see this" button. I need a quick and easy way as I'm scrolling to say, "I am not here for this right now and you need to go somewhere with that foolishness and come back once you get some 'Act Right' into your system."