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Sooooo….

What’s your thoughts on the trio (Dogday x Simon x Allister), Catnap x Toullie and Poppy x Bunzo?

Dude. Thank you, first of all, for sending this and being genuinely curious. Second of all...

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1. Poppy and Bunzo! Okay, so at first when I was thinking about them, I was thinking of them as something platonic right? You know the whole deal with kids shows and having an animal companion, namely Dora with Boots, her cousin Diego with that Baby Jaguar, etc. But the more I thought about it the more I took a look at them aaaaand...

Thoughts of Jessica and Roger Rabbit came into my head. All because Poppy and Jessica are redheads. But using that lovely romance as a base, made me think the reason they work together is that Poppy would constantly stress herself out in my opinion. Bunzo however would see this and do what he's known to do, and make her laugh.

He's probably the only one that can tone down her seriousness and help her calm herself because she's busy worrying. It'd be this fun loving prankster that'd teach her how to look at the bright side of things. He makes her laugh, as Jessica would say. But I think Poppy would say that too and genuinely care and appreciate him for it.

And in Bunzo's case he probably did take one look at her and had an awooga moment, but instead of needing to impress her, which probably weirded her out, she just plainly tells him when they do start as friends that he just needs to be himself. And well, I can see it working out.

2. Catnap and Touille! Two tropes: Cat and Rodent. And then.. Yapper and Listener. I blame this guy for making me like it! @smilingcrittersthingig

But more on that, I like to think the part of Touille's character is that he's street smart and knows obscure things the others don't know, hence he's Bubba counterpart in that department, as they're both exceedingly knowledgeable in their own way. But the problem with Touille, like Bubba, tends to go on for a bit too much, that he never gets to talk about the things he likes around them and refrains from it.

But I can see Catnap being not only patient with him, but one of the only people that would actively listen to his rambles because he's heard it from Bubba. Unlike Bubba though, it would be different from what Catnap is used to hearing because it's not something that's brought up every day, especially if it's about your not too typical, obscure thing that can be used in an unconventional way, but still works. Touille has a collection of junk that he treasures in that regard that he doesn't show anyone, but I think he'd show Catnap.

Though I like to also think they started as enemies since they're in different groups, with Touille being a bit scared and attracted to said cat at the same time. But I can see Catnap thinking it's cute that he's scared too. He's a mischievous cat after all, and they like to "play with their food". So while he does scare him from time to time, it's ultimately lighthearted and he loves his little rat boyfriend.

3. THE POLY. LISTEN, I love all three of them. It originally started as SunCross and I still love SunCross a LOT, thanks to this idiot. @smilingcrittersthingig

BUT I FIGURED I'd throw a curveball. The reason being is that of Dogday's nature in comparison to the two Nightmare Critters. My thought process for this is Simon's greedy and selfish nature, compared to Allister who's laid back and lazy. I feel like Dogday would unintentionally get them both attracted to him when he decides to help them both get through their bad habits.

What attracts them is the way he acts. He has to be a leader, but people mistake this as him only being nice, but that's not the case. He's firm, he's to the point, and has to look out for everyone in the Smiling Critters as the Everyman, meaning he acts more serious than friendly. He's respectful, not friendly, but has a big friendly side. That soft side of his that helps the two slowly improve is what attracts them to him. And on top of that, it's how they treat Dogday that really puts the poor doggo in a chokehold.

Simon would proudly take him wherever he wants to go, buy him whatever he wants, and make it clear to everyone that this is his boyfriend with no shame, showing his love through material appreciation, but still meaning every word he says along with it, because what's the point of money if the one thing you want isn't made of money? At that point, it's something to be used to make that person happy. Although Dogday says money isn't everything, Simon at least thinks money can be used for something.. and if it can be used to make Dogday his, then he will do it. And upon him seeing him using his money for someone else other than himself would really make him appreciate it..

Allister meanwhile had a problem with his lack of effort and motivation, but I like to think a date would be where he tries to put everything he can into it, even if it's not much. He doesn't like all the attention, would pick a location just for him and Dogday to be alone. He'd prepare everything with a little help from say Bobby and/or Rabie to see what he likes, and would even get him a gift. And even though it's not much, he tried. The effort is there, and the doggo would wholeheartedly appreciate it. Although he didn't do much, he's trying. Dogday sees that and ends up just blushing hard.

So when it comes to choosing between Simon and Allister, he hits them with the "I choose both" and lets him hear him out on it, explaining that he can't imagine his life without either of them, because the two also taught him how to be himself, take breaks and relax, and share the obscure things he likes and knows how to do that he didn't get to show with the Smiling Critters.

And overtime, his love of the two would rub off on them and see the merits in the others (opposites attract yay!), with the three becoming a polycule. As a friend did say..

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Chodzę. A że wszystko zamarzało i odmarzło, to żeby chodzić, muszę najpierw pojechać. Niedaleko. Ale pierwsze pół kilometra miałbym w błotku po łydki. Więc jadę kilometr. I żeby iść po suchym, to lezę do tego miasta. Patrzę, jak wiatr po nim hula. Jak jest pusto. Jak martwo. Jak nijak.

Cały tydzień mam online i powoli mi odbija. Będę musiał odreagować. Wstaję, wycieczka do łazienki, powrót do pokoju i wiszenie na kabelku. Teściowa łazi non stop i czymś napierdala. Co wkurwia mnie niemiłosiernie. Chodzi i szura kapciami po podłodze, bo nogi jej się chyba już nie podnoszą. W tę i z powrotem. W tę i z powrotem. W tę i z powrotem. I tak kurwa do zarzygania. I talerzami napierdala. Nie odłożyła chyba jednego bezgłośnie. Musi jebnąć. Aż się dziwę, że jeszcze wszystkich nie wytłukła. Najlepsze koncertu są przy opróżnianiu zmywarki.

Nie chcę wychodzić z pokoju, kiedy ona tam jest. Czasami siedzę i czekam godzinę, aż ona się zamknie, bo nie chcę jej oglądać. Prześladuje mnie. Ostatnio trzy razy, jak wymknąłem się do sracza, to akurat musiała przechodzić obok. Bo to idealny moment. Ale nie że lezie. Najpierw wali w drzwi jak gestapo i pyta, czy ktoś jest. Jest, kurwa, ja jestem. Za trzecim razem powiedziałem to na głos. Ona coś, że myślała, że światło się pali tylko. Ja jej na to, że jak się pali, to chyba ktoś jest, nie? A potem trafiła na zapalone i pustą kabinę. I zaczyna wywód, że jednak nie zawsze ktoś jest. A ja z wkurwem, że dzieci wcześniej nie było, więc nie było komu zostawić zapalonego. Aaaaaaa.

Zresztą chyba głuchnie. Najpierw wali w drzwi do sracza. Odpierdala się ode mnie na chwilę i słyszę, że lezie na górę chuj wie po co. Na każdym stopniu głośne: „O jezu”. Specjalnie ją na parter przenieśliśmy, żeby nie musiała po schodach, ale lezie. O jezu. O jezu. O jezu. O jezu. Aż sam zaczynam kibicować, żeby w końcu zstąpił z niebios i jej ulżył przy tych schodach.

No i co. Z góry słyszę: „Jeszcze pralka nie wyprała?” Ja pierdolę, kurwa, do stu tysięcy beczek. Siedząc na dole, zamknięty w kiblu, słyszałem, jak wiruje. Może nie słyszała. Może myślała, że to samolot. W końcu w Kalu jest lotnisko na lotnisku.