Never Quite Free

Every now and again I'll see a ship for like Normal Young Woman and Fucked Up Middle Aged Guy She Knows and get suddenly reminded that heterosexuality is not only real, but the most common sexuality. These people need to be stopped.

'I just want the ghoul and Ella Purnell's character from fallout to fuck' what is WRONG with you

Weirdest one of these will always be Skulduggery and Valkyrie. Literally what romantic or sexual tension do those two have. I appreciate that this requires you to remember characters from a mid range YA series but just trust me that it doesn't make sense. I'm not kink shaming here if you want to fuck that old freak more power to you but in what world would she want to? Don't make this her problem.

Christ that Candy Crush toxic yuri kinda rules

It seems that employers aren't very impressed by me being among the world's foremost experts in Shadowrun UK lore

and maybe this pathetic overly personal post will solve everything

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

All shall be well someday

I'm just like if John Darnielle was a transgender dyke

hungry John Darnielle: we're gonna need more sandwiches

I don't want to seem too down on Peter Balkan and I hope I get to hear my favourites from the album live but I am kinda glad that they're gonna be touring on the back of an album that sounds like this when they get to the UK. Thematically this track is also just a lot more up my alley too. Also we're getting a new Going To and a new Song For, how delightful :)