malcolm

Tumblr is the best place to post hole

I think what I’ll do is at some point I’ll delete all of my twitter accounts and splat all of my inner thoughts into this hellsite

Twitter also keeps suggesting ai(? But definitely- ) child porn accounts and posts on my feed which I do not like :((

Man door hand hook car door but it's a penis

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

perverts segment is NOT a bathroom break >:|

ok i’m mostly kidding, let me not give yall more reasons to yell at each other actually

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

this is exactly what i mean

pop that pussy like a wagon wheel