pizza attack

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

But did she bring back the hat??

i had to see this so now you all have to too

the concept of iron man is so funny like imagine if you woke up one day and saw on the news that paris hilton sigle-handedly defeated ISIS

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. It suits her.

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

Lost in the sauce

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance

He dead

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

I feel so seen right now.

Me too