hey sunshine

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*

i have a hit new game idea. woman dies. white husband with dark hair and stubble is Pissed

i don’t know if this new game idea really taps into all video games can be in this day and age. could you maybe add some melancholic staring into the distance after each instance of gritty and badass revenge? 

And then a NEW romantic interest shows up with  even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

Can’t wait to wear a necklace w my lover’s initial BICH!!!!!

anyways we dont get to write off sex workers as a regrettable but acceptable sacrifice

“female presenting nipples”

Female. Presenting. Nipples.

Female 👏 presenting 👏 nipples

ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)