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let’s all be grown women together❤️

some beavers made a dam on an inlet off the lake where my grandma’s lake house is and my uncle texted me a bunch of pictures of the dam and the trees they chewed down to build it from the lake association facebook page. apparently people want the dnr to relocate the beavers bc of their precious trees or whatever but I think a beaver dam is so cool

I can’t believe this person who has North America’s largest rodent living just outside their door and they’re like “I hate it, I want them gone.” it’s ungrateful behavior is what it is

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

steve job. bill gate. why the fuck need "s"?!?!