bleh

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it 

can someone explain

Greed bad

you have curly hair? mwah! a kiss from me!

chillin but also seconds away from bursting into tears

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours

love being attracted to hot girls and simultaneously being sad that i am not said hot girl nor will i ever be like her,

wow so we’re all just a bunch of sad gay bitches out here? mood

this is so sad alexa play despaci-