About 2 years ago, I had a really handsome boss who came in to observe me doing my job. I always get flustered around ridiculously hot people so I felt like I was screwing something up every few seconds.
He finally looks at me and says "Wow. You're really good at doing that wrong." So I smile and say "thank you."
And he goes on his merry way.
Today, two fucking years later, I realized that it wasn't a compliment. No wonder he thought I was a fucking idiot.





















