qwerty

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

No amount of great sex, great personality, great food, great looks or anything else will keep a man faithful if he doesn’t want to be.

So stop letting men manipulate you into thinking you have to achieve some level of godly womanhood to be worth their time.

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

Me trying to eat healthy things

@k-m-p-l

why was vine created

Stop this lol

@k-m-p-l

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

@k-m-p-l

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.

I’m Adam