The Lebron James Of Drinking

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

That guy on youtube who takes dick pills and does nothing and then says he had a bad time pisses me off. Yeah you took a gas station dick pill and didnt even manipulate your cock you oaf. Of course you had a bad time. If i took a rhino pill the magnitude of the ropes id blast would make your little white cock shrivel into onion skin. I'll crush you

He’s so shy he died

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Jesus comes back and just starts going around wordlessly showing people a video of the charlie kirk assassination on his phone but from the bullet's pov