i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??
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i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

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Just found out the guy I've been fighting with via email over whether a matter is legal or finance's responsibility is the SAME GUY I've been chatting with in the halls. Oh my fucking god. I'd literally send him an email basically being like, you are incompetent and you are actively trying to evade responsibility, and then FOUR MINUTES later see him in the halls and go "Heyyyy bitch omg how's your wife, how did the vet trip go, when are you going to come to lunch with us on Thursdays omg stop avoiding us" he must think I'm CRAZY
once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day
Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.
Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

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Getting blacklisted from trading with local fae because you've been paying for their favours with stuff like childhood dreams and the memory of your mother's smile, trading their goods for what would have otherwise been absurdly highball prices, but then they found out that the things you've given them in return are worthless because they mean nothing to you. After going no-contact with your family you just wanted to get fucking rid of all of the things that are attached to them, and if you could, you'd give your memories of them away for free on craiglist.
If human ethnicity didn't exist and function the way it does, and someone made it up as worldbuilding into some kind of tabletop RPG, people would complain that it's unrealistic because it's just too implausibly cool.
Like yeah these people have spread all around the world in all different climates so the ones from different climate types have different kinds of physical features, that are inherent and don't change when they move from region to region, so they're still going to look distinctly like their ancestors no matter where they live. Like they're all the exact same people but you can kind of tell where their ancestors lived 10 000 years ago by what sort of climate adaptation quirks they have.
And yeah no the different traits don't just get averaged out into something neutral if two people of different ancestry have kids together (which happens literally all the time btw), their kids inherit a random combination of their traits. Someone who's so black they're almost blue, with tightly curly black hair, and someone who's so white they're almost blue, with ash pale flat straight hair, can have two kids and one of them is almost white with slightly warmer amber tone and very curly type of hair, and the other can be almost as dark as the black parent but with green eyes.
And you can pretty much mix and match that shit almost any way. Like there are statistically more likely outcomes but you can literally have human people who have almost any combination of ancestral traits. It's possible for someone to look very distinctly East Asian except for having red freckles and brightly copper red wavy hair. Saw two kids exactly like that at an airport once.
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
When it comes to DIY, the two most powerful tools in your arsenal are hubris (to get you started), and sunk-cost fallacy (to keep you going). Without these, there's no way you could convince yourself to build a goddamn shelf out of duct tape and laminated cardboard, using more money on materials than what it would have cost you to just buy a better one from goodwill.
One interesting phenomenon I've noticed about people is how often when you're in a select group, the one person who looks the most out of place is the one who's there the hardest. The ordinary-looking grandma at an anime convention who was there to bring the anime scene into the country, physically carrying it through customs on fucking VHS tapes. Someone at the opera in spackle stained construction boots who doesn't give a shit about dressing up for it, they've seen 14 different productions of La Traviata and want to see how this one manages to perform.
You go to a hardcore show and between all the bands whose members look like they were put together from construction site junk, duct tape and random loose hair, there's one band consisting of five dudes who look weirdly clean-cut like how 2010s emo kids would have looked if their moms got to dress them up in "something nice for once", and you just know someone's going to fucking die tonight.

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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
this is so healthy tho. you get to put your thoughts to words and then you light them on metaphorical fire. cleansing.
had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕
Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"
"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."
"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."
"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."
"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."
hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?
Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.
Well could be worse, you could be Prometheus
"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?
@ the terfs spreading in the notes like mold: This isn't for you.

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my 9wice family for dear life
anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"