need a 16 hour nap in his arms

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

pspsps come here & bring ur oral fixation with u

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Mario Kart and the loser has to give head

come get snuggled idiot

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either

got that neglected then abused severely shelter dog rizz

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i am the shyest attention whore ever

You've got to take that cute girl who overthinks everything and make sure she never has a coherent thought again