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My finsta and I will find each other in every *lifetime (social media platform)

I gotta stop drinkin w ppl that’s not real drinkers… why are we doing $18 “shots” from plastic fake syringes that are 92% juice… I need some liquaaaaaa

22 year old told me last night that I “look good for 25”

Dogs on the train are probably like whaaaat the fuuuuuck is this

Actually I thought of a use for AI can we get a habit tracker where you tell it the type of stuff that motivates you and it sends personalized reminder notifications because “do your Duolingo before you lose your streak” “workout reminder” and “time to take your daily pledge” don’t work on me but “cool interesting girls practice French daily” “go to the gym today or he’ll never love you” and “take your daily pledge bc self harm at 25 is fucking embarrassing and you’re better than that” would, probably

Losing my Duolingo streak because I didn’t like the tone of their reminders and don’t take kindly to being told what to do

Finna be a Heartstopper reunion at the X-mansion Bobby Drake u not the only one with a secret!!!

Something about a guy with a genuinely insufferable vibe that makes me go oh I have GOT to fuck him