we have the same husband. ex-husband.

Burden bearing hips

i like stories about fantasy politics wish they were good.

begging people to realize that fantasy politics does not inherently mean fantasy racism metaphors sometimes its about elf zoning laws

i love having ocs with professions i know nothing about its like This is Scientist Sam she works at the Science Factory

franz completely failing to understand the flip side of “it’s weird to assume everyone hates you” so now a bunch of people do genuinely hate him and that just confirms what he thought in the first place so there’s net zero change

most people don’t actually hate themselves hard enough to just take it with truly zero expectation of defense but this is franz “my defense mechanism is not having one” (redacted) so people who are not directly involved in a love/hate relationship with him just find the whole thing confusing and kind of concerning

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this