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how do you think 049 and 035’s time together would affect their personalities within the foundation in your au compared to their usual characterization? Would they be much the same, nicer, crueler? Would they constantly be trying to escape to see each other again or would do they be smarter than that and bide their time to ensure complete success in that front? Would 049 still murder doctor hamm despite their freindship, would 035 still be fucking with people in sadistic ways? And, if they did get out together, how would they navigate the new modern age?
Hmm good question
Well to begin with, Dyo’s own personality changes after Hasel leaves at the start of Arc 2 and starts to become more like the doctor’s. He becomes more serious and less expressive as time goes on, along with his physical attributes shifting to be more like Hasel’s (longer hair, bag, and poncho-like cloak)
(I’m considering giving Dyo a permanently closed eye too, just to highlight the scar and the damage it did, plus it gives me more room to draw facial expressions but lmk what you guys think :3)
However once they reunite in the foundation, Dyo starts to become more expressive again, though it does take him a while.
They do realise that if they escape, they would be spending the rest of their lives on the run away from the foundation, and that life for them could never be the same, so instead they destroy the hanged king + ambassador and continue living in Alagadda in peace as joint leaders.
As I’ve said before, the original concept for my au was that Hasel, Dyo and Lawrence (106) break out of the foundation and rent an appartement and silly hijinks ensue with Hasel and Dyo giving divorced but lowkey still wanting each other sorta vibes. But I moved on from this concept since it was a joint idea with someone else and we stopped writing this series together a few years ago now, so I rewrote everything (all the writing that I’ve done is my own).
I hadn’t actually considered Dr Hamm, I might add him depending on what direction I take, but the interpretation of the foundation in this au is that it’s an unfeeling force of nature as opposed to a company pledged to keep the world safe (since it’s from the perspective of Hasel and Dyo).
049 kills dr Hamm because he believes he’s infected in the original lore, however is seems uncharacteristic for Hasel to do this in my au. However I can absolutely see him doing it on accident, whether he panics and ends up in the grey dimension or if he accidentally touches him with his death hands. Though he did burn down that village because he believed they were infected, and that he had to because the pestilence is his responsibility as his punishment hmm. The causation for the pestilence in my au is just death, and a lot of the time Hasel kills people with the vine, but the reason they died in the first place was because of Hasel, so it creates a paradox (though the vine is also an indicator of recent death or occurring death, not just death to be had).
Dyo doesn’t necessarily mess with people sadistically in my au, he does con others or charm them to his own advantage if he wants to, but he isn’t necessarily evil about it, it’s more focused on his own self interest and self preservation which I feel he loses the more he falls in love with Hasel (The same with Hasel becoming more friendly and open and allowing himself to be happy). Thoug he would definitely regain this aspect of himself once separated from Hasel, so any sort of sadistic nature would sprout from there.
At first Dyo is very explosive and vocal about seeing Hasel for the first time in a hundred years, and does everything in his power to be able to see him, whether it’s begging, bartering or brute force. Once Hasel left, the emotional distress unlocks Dyo’s abilities more, and they strengthen again once the connection to Alagadda is restored (though he isn’t 100% until he gets his original body back) so he does have more physical strength in the foundation as compared to the story as I’m writing it now.
Hasel on the other hand pretends like he doesn’t know him, and any evidence of the two being in contact with each other in the past is covered up by lies from Hasel. The entire reason he left was that he accidentally hurt Dyo (hence the scar) and deemed himself too dangerous, so he left believing he was saving him. Because of this is makes the most sense for Hasel to pretend not to know him, as it lessens the potential for the foundation to hurt Dyo or torture him for information.
Though later on Dyo eventually confronts Hasel and he realises that he actually did way more damage by not talking to Dyo, and that the emotional turmoil he put him through was ten times worse to him than being scarred.
After this I feel Dyo would follow Hasel’s behaviour in pretending not to know each other to improve their chances at escaping through the portal, and the same would go for Lawrence after he aids in their escape. Lawrence helping them isn’t necessarily personal, he’s just doing it because he enjoys the chaos (in the least edgy way I can put this 😭) and likes messing with the foundation, as he’s aware they could never truly contain him since he can just break out whenever he wants.
When will the next chapter come out? How's your mental health?
I’m doing well thank you for asking :3! I don’t know when the next chapter will be out, I’m nearing the end of it but between the animation project I’ve been working on and going on holiday next week I don’t know if I’ll have time to work on it.
(I was hoping to do more animation on the plane ride but maybe drawing old men yaoi right next to my parents is a bad idea LMAO)
Do we ever get a flashback of Hasel’s past, like him waking up from his grave to find out his family is dead or is that up for the reader’s imagination
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I won’t tell if you don’t!
why he so ridiculously rotund and terribly thicc if he barely eats
Warning, mentions of self harm below!

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I got inspired by Pirateferm
AWW SILLYYYYY his hair is slaying ❤️
So, sence currently in the story, we're in 1602, and it goes all the way to the foundation time, that probably means Hunter dies. Does it say exactly when or how? Does Hasel have something to do with it 🤨
Hasel is definitely NOT responsible for Hunter’s death thankfully LMAO He probably dies of natural causes (or maybe he does actually end up finding a bear) but since he’s more intended to be a one off character his death isn’t really that important
I’m considering Hasel and Dyo returning to the cabin after they become official during the ministories between Arc 1 and 2, and maybe once again after Hunter has died to repair the cabin, but since I haven’t planned or scripted those yet we’ll have to see :3 But he does get brought up sometimes later on in the series way after he would have been alive, and so would any other one off characters I invent if either Hasel or Dyo were reminiscing about them, it just depends if it fits the scene :3
It’s aaaaalllll coming together
Oh my god look at them go (before I fuck up the rest) LOOK AT THEM GOOOO)
How bird-like does your Hasel act? Like, he eats bugs and worms. He has a reaction to Dyo stretching in front of him (court dancing). Does he build “nests” as well ( °ヮ° ) ?
He is quite bird like, however his behaviours extend to other animals as well :3 Though I suppose birds loaf as well, he does loaf like a cat, though since his proportions are still quite human it just looks like he’s been impaled LMAO
But he does have self grooming behaviours, however I feel this only works in the context that he’s been by himself for so long and forgets that it isn’t normal
Dyo get’s caught in the crossfire too LMAO
As for nesting behaviours Hasel never has any children (plus both he and Hazel are infertile regardless), nor does he adopt, but he does wish he could be a father again. But there’s too many factors for him such as infertility, and any children he could have adopted would have had such a short lifespan compared to him, and he couldn’t bare the heartbreak of losing another.
Hazel on the other hand, she is aware of the fact she is infertile and adopting a human child is out of the question for her, however she sets up a room in her house with a crib and baby stuff just to help her cope. Dya finds it one of the times that Hazel invites her to her house before they’re in an established relationship, so if you can count that as a “nesting behaviour” then I suppose?
Though of course she and Dya eventually adopt Jay who is immortal like them so at least they get a happy ending LMAO
Bonus: some sketches I made of Hazel’s outfit from tomodachi life I love her

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This is genuinely making me laugh my ass off without the audio, like sure whatever making out gif ig! LMAO “Hop on containment breach multiplayer!!!”
This is actually part of a bigger animation (the concept art I posted a few posts back) and it’s going quite well so far. I’ll probably post the original since I’m redoing the entire thing cause I wasn’t happy with it, only the best for my plague mask au apparently!
CACKLING YOU GET IT
This is genuinely making me laugh my ass off without the audio, like sure whatever making out gif ig! LMAO “Hop on containment breach multiplayer!!!”
This is actually part of a bigger animation (the concept art I posted a few posts back) and it’s going quite well so far. I’ll probably post the original since I’m redoing the entire thing cause I wasn’t happy with it, only the best for my plague mask au apparently!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75840121/chapters/222542021
NEWWWW CHAPTER The link isn’t behaving properly so it doesn’t have the big format but it still works fine 😭
More Hazel and Dya, they’re painting each other’s nails and Dya won’t sit still, but Hazel is more than happy to put up with her :3
Also sorry to those of you who’ve left stuff in my ask box, I love getting asks but I can never seem to get around to answering them 😭
I fw you *NITW's your SCP's*
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I had a thought that I simply couldn't get out of my head and was cackling over
I remembered that some birds do a mating dance to attract a mate, and I thought "that'd be really fucking funny if 049 used that tactic to pull 035" so uh I drew it
Enjoy :>
GIGGLING how could you say no to that?
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Bonus
Okay but if dyos ring size changes based on his host, how will hazel pick out a ring for him!! 🥺🥺🥺
His hosts are pretty much the same for consistency reasons as previously mentioned, however since he changes hosts consistently and has a risk of losing limbs at times Hasel made it into a necklace for him :3 Dyo keeps it tied around his neck at all times, that way Hasel is always close to his heart ❤️ Even when he’s off galavanting who knows where in Arc 2 LMAO
Also sorry everyone I apparently lied, I had no idea I was going to lie, but it turns out I have 😔 I legit have no idea if I’m getting the next chapter out next week cause I have three work shifts back to back and now I’m gonna be at my friends house for like two days before that
Also work was super busy today so I drew a diagram
It’s me sleeping (very scientific I know)
But if I don’t get the chapter out next week I’ll post the sketch for next chapter’s art :3 I haven’t got too much left to write, its just the posting and proofreading on top of finishing it, (plus finishing the art hehe)