Pippi Be Pimpin

AYYYYYY AYYYYYY! XD MF’S

Y’all think I’m weak? I’m a fucking dare devil, strapped and ready for all the world’s radical shite XP

I’m fucking riding over rapids my dog…..IN A BARREL. y’all know nothing of my exploits fr fr….

Peep me getting air lifted with my human compadres, they ain’t my boys at home but they real ones on god <3

Sorry I’d been gone, mo’fucker been traveling the world like a pimp.

Switzerland, Dubai, your mom’s pussss………

Any whoooo,

Expect more amazingness and fucking baller content from the best, your favorite,

PIPPI MOTHER FUCKING LONGSTOCKING

BATH TIME CUNTS! 

With all these mf’n adults lurking around my crib I gotta stay STRAPPED and clothed. 

FUCKING PERVERTS!!!

GOD when can yall just fuck off and accept that Im better than youu???

Any who, Alfonso was lookin pristine and fertile, ready for them lady horses *wink* *wink*

Oh would you look at that. 

Defying odds AND physics BABY! Whoop whoop !!!!!

All of yall are so jelous of me, I can’t help it that I’m amazing. 

While yall whine and cry about me NOT being ALLOWED to do things, I’m going to save those trapped orphans and show yall HATERS how its done. 

Too much mo'fuckers done doubted me That's why I had to just prove it

This lady tried to kidnap me because she ASSUMED I was an orphan.

Like no honey, I’m Pippi mother fuckin Longstocking ok? Do you know who my Papa is? Do you know how many continents ive been to??? 

didnt think so.....

Mr. Nilsson and Alfonso helped me throw her down the stairs and knock some sense into her, THANK GOD.  Why do I need an adult to live with me and tell me what to do Miss Bannister ??? Seems like I kicked your butt just fine without an “adult”. Bitch. 

Mr. Nilsson even licked her watch, SCORE! Hope this shows everyone not to fuck with the tripple threat of:

Alfonso, Mr. Nilsson, and most obvious:

Everyone is always like, “Awwwe Pippi arnt you scared? Awwe Pippi you cant do that! No Pippi you cant pick up your horse or Walk on the wall and save multiple orphans from a fire!!” 

BITCH

I’m a bad bitch 

Dont underestimate me 

I am the strongest girl in the WORLD

I aint got time for these haters, I got friends to go down waterfalls with and ZAZA to be smoked. I’m finding pirate treasure on the DAILY honey. 

Some bitch tried me and got an icecream in the face and a fashion lession. 

sup bitches ! Pippi Longstocking is coming to your Tumbler!