i won't back out

You sure about that? Actually, I don’t wanna test the theory - you keep those guns to yourself. Really? Well hey, if you’ve got the connections - not that we’ve ever been in dire need for free ice creams, I’ll take it. You think they have sorbet? I think I might be craving something fruity - I can’t tell with this heat.

Aye-aye, captain !! Aha, I mean, it may be a smaller selection than the creamy dairy stuff, but yeah! They like to use fruits from their gardens, too. So, I think you’ll really enjoy it. Just watch out for Stitch like alien life forms and keep your sorbet close to you.

But a moment of silence for those ones who still hashtag their landmark selfies with yolo and expect to get over five likes. I mean, it’s not a bad phrase.. it’s just truly cringe worthy. Don’t be ridiculous, you’re tiny, and that’s coming from a barely over average male. Permanent nicknames always tend to change when you’re with me. You’ll find that out very soon.

You’re speaking my thoughts exactly-- like, yes, you only live once, but it’s just gotten out of hand, by now. There should be a caption police monitering the use of it, really. You see, my definition of tall is being able to get on the rides without worrying about my height. Therefore, I am tall... and you are a skyscraper or maybe just a tower. Really? What’s the best someone’s given you?

I’m kidding, I love the water. Let me go change, and I’ll head down to the beach with you. 

Alright-- Sweet! I’ll have some sandwiches or some sort of snacks ready and what not.... ohh, okay. We’ll see about that, you’ll have to catch me first.

That’s for certain, I’m glad that you know that. – Though I think it’d be rather entertaining to watch tiny little Pipsqueak run back and forth with buckets –..I’ll just come with you willingly, of course. Cross my heart, your secrets are safe with me. 

It’d likely be a big laugh -- like a really bad one-man relay race, haha. Awh, you’re the best, babe! We’ll make a girls day out of it. Bring drinks and relax under the sun. Maybe we can properly catch up, too? I want to hear all about what’s been going on with the wonderful and gorgeous Carter Edwards.

How can anybody get sick of that beach? It’s so good. Intimidating? I can’t see you ever being intimidating, you seem very sweet. 

I mean, it’s possible if you’ve been here too long or have gone to the same beach over and over. Yeah, I get that a lot -- I’ve been compared to marshmallows before, hahaha. But anyhow, the beach, yeah? Have you surfed before?

ohh give me a phone sign thingyy pls