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being my friend means you never have to apologize for texting back late. you can respond four days late or drop off in the middle of a slow conversation and thatâs okay! i know youâre busy or tired or just donât have the energy to text anymore. you can hang up a phone call and start texting me instead. itâs so hard to do social interaction. i get it. send me a meme once a week so i know youâre alive. i love you.
call me bi phobic or wuteva but i would never date a bisexual. theyre just gonna cheat smh
Anon, there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon rainforest. These trees vary widely in species and size. The chemical reactions that occur in these trees in order to produce organic compounds and oxygen from carbon dioxide and water are complex and require a constant supply of energy to be generated by the plant. One of these 390 billion trees works hard to replace the oxygen that you breathe. Anon, I want you to find this tree deep in the Amazon rainforest and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it works so hard to produce.
this is legendary
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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
Thank you for this bespoke nightmare
bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow
Somewhere out there, somebody you forgot about remembers your birthday each year but never wishes you happy birthday.
âYour own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side.â
- Terry Pratchett - Wintersmith
This is possibly the most true of all the many things I have read
Jenny Holzer âBY YOUR RESPONSE TO DANGERâ Red paint on white enamel
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existenceÂ

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She about to get more rights than us. Just you see
Okay but to expound on my deaf!Harry postâŚ
- Dumbledore contacts Lupin before Harry attends Hogwarts and has him learn sign language and hires him as an interpreter for Harry during classes
- Snape: âare you listening to me potter?â
Harry, speaking to the best of his ability: âto be fair I canât listen to anyone, however I was, in fact, paying attentionâ
-Hermione tirelessly helping Harry with speech and pronunciation so he can get spells right
-Ron aggressively trying to learn sign language to communicate with Harry and heâs so embarrassed he canât get the hang of it at first but Harry thinks itâs the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him because what are friends??
-Draco, mouthing: âI hate youâ
Harry, misreading hate as date: âIf you wanted a date you should have said something sooner.â
-Harry signing rude things at Umbridge.
Umbridge: âWhat did he say!?â
Lupin: âhe said youâre charming.â
-The entire Weasley family learning basic sign language for whenever Harry is with them, making him feel more at home since the Dursleyâs never made a decent effort with it.
- McGonagall aware of Harryâs condition from observation at the Dursleyâs prepared and learned sign language and signs when she can during her class, allowing Lupin the occasional break.
McGonagall: âYouâre not sneaky Mr. Weasley; I very well know what you just signed.â
- Voldemort monologuing in sign language
Harry: âIâm sorry I donât understand, Iâm blind.â
Voldemort: â??????â
God Voldemort learning sign language just so he can monologue to his nemesis is honestly something heâs actually Edgy and Ridiculous enough to do
Voldemort, signing:Â âHarry Potter-â
Harry: *closes his eyes*
Voldemort:Â âWha- no. Wormtail. Wormtail, make him open his eyes.â
I would officially like to quit struggling and start snugglingâ˘
Detective Comics #1000 (2019)
Writer: Tom King
Artist: Tony S. Daniel
Goal:
Acquire a large enough polycule to fully crew a sailing ship; proceed to become the terror of the high seas.

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Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried theyâd breed is such a cop out. Like, youâre cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. Youâre a doctor.
the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird
Something to remember is that Victor didnât just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-itâs why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why heâs so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isnât beautiful.
So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?
Weâll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and itâs one of the few flaws in Mary Shelleyâs work.
I know I started this conversation but Iâm so sorry I did
Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text