I'm a real boy.

oh right youre also that user who was on omegle a while back the other participant on the receiving end of the asl warning lecture rambly thing i gave a while back what like a day ago i mean ive only had this blog for a few days really

i wouldnt know man remember im the dave whos big brother wont let on there after one too many run ins with the rampant dick that was a thing back when i used it i dont know if thats still a thing anymore according to you it isnt so i wouldnt know 

but yeah uh actually egberts downstairs bros taking care of him for the day his dad was yanked out to some super important meeting he cant miss or something like that i could carry him upstairs right now flick on webcam if you want i just need to add you to pchum john downloaded this little mod a friend of his made that lets you videochat with said program ages ago you got a handle or something

well yeah he probably just forgot egbert is pretty scatterbrained like he forgets a lot of little things and big things and jumbles them all up worse than a bag of berts and botts jelly beans from harry potter or something like that all sorts of wicked mistakes mixed up all together but its good that you dont blame him i dont think the kid can help it really

kay that sounds like mutual feelings from what ive seen on both sides so far so like facebook quote couples unquote who call each other bae and stuff and act like a couple so much people just assume theyre dating since theyre cool with that but theyre not official even though they really should be

so ill tell you

I'd love to meet john's friends!! :) And yeah, it's about the same as my url on here, just the second 'c' is capital!!!

Mutual feelings...??? Facebook??? I've never used facebook before; never saw the point.

HEE HEE, who's that???

well maybe tomorrow i can swing by his house and get the sleepy kid on videochat just for you hell probably be dozing off halfway so i might have to be present just to make sure he doesnt end up sleeping face down on the keyboard and he might just snooze off on me but whatever works if you miss him that much i can arrange that just gotta alert bro and ask mr egbert if i can pop on over its only a phone call

hella tell me what you think of them alright because im not big on movies really i mean not as much as egbert at least hes the cinema nerd out of his buddies but itd be cool to hear what you do think about noir and mysteries theyre actually not too bad if pulled off right

huh what no i mean like the actor i dont know why but they have a tv show and fans of said tv show think the actor is like a grumpy little hedgehog i dont know why but most of the gifs tagged with his name are cute little hedgehog ones it might be because hes kind of got spiky hair and looks p disgruntled a lot 

yeah me too as adorable as it is to have john fall asleep on your shoulder mid conversation it kind of sucks seeing him all fevery and upset 

what seriously i cant believe he didnt tell me this he loves rambling about people he has over and friends of his and what not jeez the kids been holdin out 

what

how do you not know 

And yeah... i don't know why he didn't talk about it??? Maybe it just slipped his mind. Things happen!!! HEE HEE, i don't blame him.

Well... we're not exactly dating??? But...i don't really know if he like like's me but i really like john, it's kind of embarrassing. I've never liked someone like this before and it makes me really happy to think about him, talk to him, be around him.

and yeah the sidekicks name was john watson ex military figure small disgruntled hedge hog in the fandom and a doctor to boot 

but yeah i guess at the moment i do not too far from john really its in walking distance to his house which is why im playing babysitter to him while hes sick and courier and what not poor kid hes all feverish and incoherent which is also why he hasnt been on as of late in case he never got around to telling any of you

wait youve been here before what like lived here before or what im pretty sure john would have mentioned it to all of us if youve visited him before he rambles about you a lot and something as major as that woulda been a big plink on the scale 

yeah well the next ones pretty soon i mean theyre not that interesting the majority of them are planning or chatter or like kind of sleepovers just chillin and talking but the actual go ahead ones are awesome as fuck maybe hell drag you along one if you ever come visit 

yeah pretty much all and up out of one of his romcoms he loves watching even though he denies it what a weirdo he likes action and adventure but also has a soft spot for romcoms usually its one or the other with a person

but mhm hes pretty chill to be around

anyways so are you two like dating or like what i mean judging from the behavior of you both

And just for you, i'll try watching a movie or two.

Hedgehog in the fandom? When did sonic become a part of the equation??? Is sonic a detective too??? Last time i checked, he was friends with this guy chris, well he didn't exactly want to at first but... you know. I mean, friendships happen in funny ways!!!

Aww... i hope he gets better. :(

OH!!! No, i've never lived there, i've visited him once or twice and hung out with him!!! Last time, we just hung and he gave me a piggy back ride and i spent the time over.

HEE HEE, he seems like the guy.

DATING??? UH... k.. inda..???

oh sweet looks like i guessed right im a veritable detective at this rate

but yeah he does i mean i dont know the guy all that well sometimes we hang out at his place and watch movies or he drags me along to his evp meetings but see hes in highschool hes a grade above me and really only is around my class for volunteer hours and stuff so we dont talk like in school or anything

i hear his class is a riot though

but in any case yeah he seems pretty fond of you i guess he doesnt confide in me more so to his bffies callie and felicity but you know whatever

So, do you live in washington too??? Because i know he lives there in washington. Feels great over there!!! I remember everyone started flipping out in texas when there was snow and ice and shit.

HEE HEE!!! It was pretty funny to watch all hell break lose online.

OOOOOH, EVP MEETINGS??? I WANNA GO TO ONE!!!

hey little dude

im just curious but now that i know that apparently its more likely to run into egberts friends than i thought on here and you seem to fit the bill you wouldnt happen to know a windsweptboy would ya

And john talks about me to other people??? Aww... i didn't think i would be worth talking about to other people.

obligatory warning for the chanting of the horde of the asl masses

you can practically hear them in the distance 

asl asl asl asl asl asl asl asl a s l

be careful out there little dude theres a lot of fucked up people who have a penchant for counts of carefree nudity on there like seriously bro wont let me on that site anymore because of the rampant dicks flying around willy nilly

Just talked to a bunch of different people, really!!! They all seemed pretty nice. And dicks??? I didn't run into any and i'm pretty sure i saw about 50 different people too!! HEE HEE.

But, thanks for the concern!!! Usually my cousin never cares about what i do as long as she's not involved and it doesn't involve spending money, wasting food or destroying the apartment. She's pretty laid back but!!! she cares when she wants to.