Pink Stethoscopes

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

“Attracting a partner who doesn’t need to be ‘saved’ forces you to see your inherent value outside of what you can do for them. That can be difficult for someone who is used to saving others & has centered their self worth & their identity around sacrifice.” —@eboneedavis #ThingsItTakesAWhileToUnderstand ⭐️ artwork by @c.c.russo https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxCanEgtBH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=102jupkln56ft

“Don’t say maybe if you want to say no.” —Unknown #ListenToYourHeart 💫 artwork by @sinashagrai https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-YP67Au_A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=evmy55an1cvc

“So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.” —c0ntemplations.tumblr.com #TodaysMantra 🌸 artwork by @neofries https://www.instagram.com/p/BrSBglSAl6e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=90xiwh5ylidm

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand. —Sylvia Plath #ToBeVulnerablyHonest 🏔 artwork by @lilshade.illustrations https://www.instagram.com/p/BrGFDUQgUZm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gf4usq1stuoj

“The way you say my name makes me want to try harder.” —Unknown #ArtidoteAndChill 💫 artwork by @tinamariaelena https://www.instagram.com/p/BqabTYLALD3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r09p41gxevhl

via @extramadness

“Take him out!”