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I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

the lioness doesn't concern herself with the fact that she'll have to come out to her indian family one day.

series of unfortunate events really said: sometimes adults are wrong. sometimes they do not have your best interests at heart. sometimes the authority figures you’ve been told to trust are evil, and sometimes they’re just plain idiotic. often, they won’t listen to you, even when you are right. they will misinterpret things you say and belittle your interests and then expect you to take it lying down. sometimes you will know better than they do and there will be very little you can do to change their mind. despite all this, there is good in the world and it will be okay. being young does not mean you are worthless.

I think my depression would be cured if I see zoyalai on my screen

okay but Zoya would a hundred percent would absolutely fuck with Nikolai by telling him he has gray hairs. The sheer horror on Nikolai’s face would make her double over laughing.

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