open source the hourai elixir

new forum weapon for you and yours in these trying times

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hey hi i’m completely reeling thanks

it's compatible with both bsky and mastodon; you can like/reblog from (and be liked/reblogged on) both platforms.

it has mastodon's semantics vis "choosing your admins" (whether those semantics are better or worse than atproto's "pds and moderation are separate things" semantics is a matter of taste).

it's deliberately designed to support tumblr-ish use cases (inlined multimedia) in contrast to mastodon and bsky posts' more "text with attachments" based paradigm

famous historical religious leader (who we are referring to as a woman without ever mentioning that mainstream history said he was a guy), after she stopped being a public figure, joined up with us and was a prophet in our religion for a while. alas, she eventually [insert vaguely described sin here] and died badly

every once in a while, taking [vagely defined recreational drug which might be weed?] will make a boy think he's a girl, but don't be fooled, if he ever sobers up he'll be right back to his evil male behaviors

jesus fuck. these two dipshits barged into my pickup point ant started destroying e v e r y t h i n g around and i was so appalled i just. fucking stared into the distance for a while. until they pulled out of their pockets like five vapes and started puffing in my face and then suggested that I buy one from them for a good deal and I laughed at their faces like “you think I can’t buy myself a vape?” and these two fuckos blinked at me in unison and said yes. today they asked what my degree’s at I said arts and they followed “and now you work at a pickup point” FUUUUUCCKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU ONE DAY ILL BE NORMAL AGAIN

the feeling of being humbled on your work hours by nine year olds is. incomparable

anyway the point is that now I’m their bestie against my will. they visit me every day after school and somehow they fucking vape less now. because they don’t want to disappoint me. like what. I’m a fucking smoker myself where did you get this wisdom from. they hug me hello and goodbye.

today one of them begged me for a puff and I was like no one day you’ll want to live a longer life and he goes actually I don’t wanna live. ever since my dad has died I feel like there’s no one else who can love me anymore. and I was like. one day you’ll grow up and you’ll be here for yourself by your own side and no one will harm you. your dad loved you. your brother who beats you is a weak idiot who can’t step up and fill his shoes. give me back my vape