As long as it's pink.

Now at the end of the game when you’re going across Hoover Dam, there’s a part where the vertibird comes in with all the Enclave folks, and one after another they all jump out in their power armor, assuming they have their power armor. But because all those characters are set to ‘persistant’ they won’t just go away as you keep playing the game…so there was a time when I was playing through and I was on Hoover Dam, and I saw the vertibird show up, and Doc Henry jumped out, and Judah Kreger, and Cannibal Johnson, and then the naked corpse of an old man flopped onto Hoover Dam. And…it was Orion Moreno, who had been killed and not properly removed from the quest. So I like to imagine that they did it out of spite, they were like ‘no you fucker, you’re gonna go on one last mission with us,’ and they just pushed his dead body out of the vertibird. And we watched that over and over again and it never stopped being funny.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

well ain’t that a kick in the dick

bonus:

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

#toonme

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*