it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

be careful you sick fuck

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

ask not for whom the bell peppers

my religion is butter, garlic, cheese