Smile, Hoe

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

he loves you give him a hug you monster

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

I find it hella attractive when a girl has a smart mouth on her and can be a little bossy. Like yes, boss me straight into your bedroom.

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

i may not be smoking hot but i sure as hell am smoking pot

This is the best one hands down. Everyone else go home.

How the heck did he make the bowl of cereal explode???

Was bummed out this morning, but then i saw this. Now i can’t stop smiling.

@sapphicfrostfaerie !!!!!

@miggrator

@artemispanthar

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

3am or 3pm, I wanna be with you.

character development

I don’t get why people think being gay is a sin. When my fingers are inside of her & her eyes roll back, it’s pretty heavenly to me.

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean What’s the demon look like