Patron Saint of Idiots

Also real quick idk why there’s a overlap between people who like teen wolf and people who like succession but I think we’re so smart for that good for us

barbie truly created the ideal society. women in every career field without question and holding positions of power. wearing pink traditionally hyper-feminine outfits while doing so. modern urban planning that creates walkable utopian cities. unique architectural designs. himbos everywhere. neon colors as far as the eye can see. everyone slaying.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious